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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:11 am
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How to peel a good story before it gets stale and calamitized?


Howl~~~The moon rises behind the hill top. It is time for the tummy to have something yummy. And so the fruit of the hunt finally yields its bountiful delight. A delight so satisfying the tummy will love the yummy in the all new “I Am Hungrier than before.” The all new Tasty Stink-a- ogie Chop presents “I Am Hungrier than before” in the all new wonderful dazzle of rainbow colors, a WezyMu production!

Original Score Begins Playing:
DoDanDunDanDent . . .

Opening Advertisement
Book, you give furniture a whole new name. I hope you peep what I peep when I see you lounging.

Almost Act 1, Scene 1: Another Banana with a Pinch of Salt

Technical Difficulties
Capt. Wagg:
Where is the script?

Junior assistant Fee Fee:
It seems to have disappeared.

Wisp:
I ate it because I was hungrier than before!

Director:
Let’s take five for breakfast.

Wesy: Mucy??????
Musy: Oh?????? I thought it was okay as starters???
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:10 pm
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It is almost time to unleash our earthshaking directives!


Musy: Methyl, can you keep a secret?
Methyl: You know I can.

Musy: Even one you cannot tell Wesy or Mr. Hertz?
Methyl: Old baldy won’t hear a word from me, you know that.

Musy: Good, I thought so. Wesy wants a script, and I have not started on it.
Methyl: Ohhh? What are you going to do?

Musy: I do not know what to do, but I do not think I can stall much longer.
Methyl: I know. . . .you know that new character.

Musy: Yeh, junior assistant Fee Fee.
Methyl: How about getting someone to ask her out for breakfast?

Musy: Thank is great. I will work on it right away.

Howl~~~The moon rises behind the mountain. It is time for the tummy to have something yummy. And so the fruit of the hunt finally yields its bountiful delight. A delight so satisfying the tummy will love the yummy in the all new “I Am Hungrier than before.” The all new Tasty Stink-a- ogie Chop presents “I Am Hungrier than before” in the all new wonderful dazzle of rainbow colors, a WezyMu production!

Original Score Begins Playing:
DoDanDunDanDent . . .

Opening Advertisement
Book, you give furniture a whole new name. I hope you peep what I peep when I see you lounging.

Getting ready for Act 1, Scene 1: Another Banana with a Pinch of Salt

Technical Difficulties

Capt. Wagg: Well, since we have to wait, would like some breakfast junior assistant Fee Fee?
Junior assistant Fee Fee: I would love to have a bit to eat.
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Wesy: Mucy??????
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