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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:32 pm
What's the collective noun for bankers?

A wunch.
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:52 am
GregKiroKH wrote:They must believe that for now . . . they must think it was humorous.


The humour must be lost in the translation, I don't understand your humour either.
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 2:00 am
And then there was the agnostic dyslexic insomniac, laid awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG!
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 6:13 am
dogbamn it!
:)

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Ian B wrote:And then there was the agnostic dyslexic insomniac, laid awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG!
Furthest Y line=Patrick Whealen 1816-1874, Tipperary Co. Ire. to Kincardine On

Y-DNA-RL21, R-513* (still looking for the 'lost Irish 'C' boys')

FTDNA=P312+ P25+ M343+ M269+ M207+ M173+ L513+ U198- U152- U106- SRY2627- P66- P107- M73- M65- M37- M222- M18- M160- M153- M126- L705- L577- L193- L159.2- L1333-
23&me=L21+
E.A.= S21-, S26-, S28-, S29-, S68-

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:19 pm
just so everyone knows us Irish can take a joke too...

"Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector:
''First body: An Italian , 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.''

The Inspector asked, ''What of the third body?''

'Ah,' says the coroner, ''This is the most unusual one. Danny O,Neil, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

''Why is he smiling then?'' inquires the Inspector.

''He thought he was having his picture taken'' replied the coroner."

Mike
Furthest Y line=Patrick Whealen 1816-1874, Tipperary Co. Ire. to Kincardine On

Y-DNA-RL21, R-513* (still looking for the 'lost Irish 'C' boys')

FTDNA=P312+ P25+ M343+ M269+ M207+ M173+ L513+ U198- U152- U106- SRY2627- P66- P107- M73- M65- M37- M222- M18- M160- M153- M126- L705- L577- L193- L159.2- L1333-
23&me=L21+
E.A.= S21-, S26-, S28-, S29-, S68-

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http://www.worldfamilies.net/surnames/whalen
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